Oceanfront Property Available

V.I.P. Properties has recently entrusted me (pictured on the left) with the sale of this charming, 3 bedroom, 2 ½ bath Italian Villa with beautiful valley and coastline views. Gorgeous two story entry, step down living room, formal dining room, library, family room (with surround sound) that opens to a fantastic park-like backyard with koi pond, gated/heated pool & spa, room to run, play & entertain! Gourmet eat-in kitchen with butler's pantry, master suite with vaulted ceilings, balcony, his & hers walk-in closets & fireplace, master bath with steam shower. Please call me, Mark Williams, to make an appointment to view this one-of-a-kind home.

PostingID: 2911039506

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/wst/for/2911039506.html

New Bike $10 (Studio City)

I never should have purchased a bike over the internet. Lance Armstrong replica my ass!!!

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sfv/spo/2908609908.html

PostingID: 2908609908

Quality Eye Glass (Los Angeles)

Sy Clopstein, CEO

Come see new entrepreneur, Sy Clopstein, at one of his many locations of LensCrafter® retail stores in the Greater Los Angeles Metropolitan Area offering, “Quality eye glass in about a half hour!”

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sfv/for/2908604333.html

PostingID: 2908604333

Bird Watching Club (Los Angeles)

Looking for other like-minded individuals to join our bird watching club in the San Fernando Valley, CA area.

PostingID: 2905928636

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sfv/grp/2905928636.html

Reverse Psychology Book - $20 - Studio City

DON'T buy it!

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sfv/bks/1769868298.html

PostingID: 1769868298

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Best Reply:

"jonathan ****" <*******entertainment@gmail.com

Hi,

Not interested.

When are you not available so I will miss you when I don't pick it up?

Free Franistat (Studio City)

Perfect condition and completely adaptable.

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sfv/zip/1726381636.html

Response:

You said it was fully adaptable so I assume it will work both left and right handed. However, is it synchronous or asynchronous as I am hoping to use it to parse the output of my deliobob.

Thanks in advance

John

Ab Lounge (Studio City, CA)

Could someone please lend me the owner's manual to this thing ASAP!!!!
http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sfv/for/1520504091.html
PostingID: 1520504091

Sommelier (Van Nuys, CA)

Trust my vast experience and impress the guests with the correct choice of wine at your holiday party this year! Please email me, Charles Korbelle III (pictured above), for a professional consultation.

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sfv/act/1519989587.html

PostingID: 1519989587

Free Bagpipes (Los Angeles - Valley Village)

Well, they’re not exactly mine--but I’d be forever grateful to anyone who will come and take them away from my A-hole upstairs neighbor!

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sfv/msg/1508980071.html

PostingID: 1508980071

Flying Carpet (Studio City)

Oh, it flies all right. In fact, it flew straight in my face the last time I argued with my wife!

PostingID: 1504787061

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sfv/zip/1504787061.html

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Best Reply:

I think that was the same one that flew at my husband.....I may need it back

From: Micaela ********
To: sale-cc3z5-1504787061@craigslist.org
Sent: Fri, December 11, 2009 8:02:42 PM
Subject: flying carpet

Dog Needs A Good Home (Sherman Oaks)

Wouldn't you know it? My first week in Los Angeles and I find this poor, lonely dog wandering around in Griffith Park. I admit, this beauty has had a bit of a bad temperament since I took him in, but I think all he needs is a kind hearted soul and a good home.

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sfv/pet/1503981249.html

Date: 2009-12-10, 10:44AM PST

PostingID: 1503981249

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Best Reply:

Looks like a coyote!!! wtf

Subject: lost dog

From:	"i******gurl@aim.com"
To:	comm-zud9y-1503981249@craigslist.org

A-List Architect Volunteers Services (Midtown Manhattan)

Willing to donate my time and expertise, and ready to take on some new projects. (Please see attached photos of my work)

http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/vol/1502705821.html

PostingID: 1502705821